Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
