There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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