Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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