question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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