Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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