Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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