I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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