i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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