you turned your livingroom into a bong?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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