after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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