PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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