i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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