if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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