I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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