The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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