doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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