There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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