Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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