I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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