No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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