I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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