For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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