Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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