I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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