i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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