In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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