All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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