..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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