He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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