HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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