Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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