at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You're my little dorito
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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