so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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