So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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