it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I pour the whiskey from now on
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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