Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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