Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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