i would punch a child for taco bell
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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