it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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