I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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