this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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