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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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