im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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