is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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