I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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