wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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