windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Come on in and take your pants off
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