Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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