i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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