Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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