i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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