I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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