We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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