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UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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