Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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