I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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